SOLANA MORTALITY REGISTER
Every coin here paid to be seen.
Then it went quiet. The Graveyard sweeps the listings feed every few minutes, finds the ones nobody is trading any more, and writes them down.
01 / THE IDEA
A joke on the outside.
A real register underneath.
Thousands of tokens launch every day and almost all of them stop trading. That part is not interesting. What is interesting is the ones that spent money on a listing first — that bought a headstone before they needed one.
Those are the only coins this page looks at. It is a register of intent that ran out, not a census of the chain.
02 / THE RITES
How a coin ends up on this page.
Three steps, running on a loop. Everything below is measured from one public API and shown to you as it happens.
Walk the listings.
Every few minutes the register pulls DexScreener's feed of tokens that paid to be listed, keeps the Solana ones, and resolves each to its deepest liquidity pool.
SWEEP DEPTH · — LISTINGSTake the temperature.
A coin is cold when its pool holds under — and it traded under — in twenty-four hours. Both conditions, not either. Arbitrary lines, drawn on purpose and stated openly.
TWO THRESHOLDS · BOTH REQUIREDWrite it down.
Cause of death comes from the buy and sell counts, the age and the liquidity. Section, row and certificate come from hashing the contract address, so a coin keeps the same grave forever.
SIX CAUSES · ONE PERMANENT PLOT03 / BURY A COIN
What would your coin's headstone say?
Push the numbers around. This runs the exact classifier the live register uses — same thresholds, same rules, same words. If it says interred, a real coin with those figures would appear below.
THE NUMBERS
THE VERDICT
04 / THE REGISTER
The ones that are actually cold right now.
Live from the most recent sweep. Click any plot for the full interment record — activity across every window, the venue, the contract address and the rule that buried it.
LIFESPAN DISTRIBUTION
CAUSE OF DEATH — COMPOSITION
Walking the rows. This takes a moment.
05 / THE GROUNDS
Eight sections.
A hundred and ninety-two plots.
Each coin's position comes from its contract address, so it occupies the same grave forever. The coordinates are permanent, verifiable and completely meaningless.
PLOT OCCUPANCY — CURRENT SWEEP
YOUR LEDGER
Everything this browser has watched go cold, kept across visits. Held on your own machine — nothing is uploaded, and clearing your browser data empties it.
EVERYTHING ENDS UP HERE
Including, eventually, this one.
The Graveyard's own coin is swept on exactly the same terms as everything else. When it goes quiet it will appear in the register above, with its real numbers, in a plot picked by its own contract address.
What this is, and what it isn't.
Nothing on this page is financial advice, a prediction, or an accusation against anybody. Low liquidity is not proof of wrongdoing, and this register never claims otherwise — it reports figures measured at a moment in time and tells you when they were measured.
A coin can go quiet for reasons that have nothing to do with the people who made it, and coins have recovered from worse numbers than these. The thresholds are arbitrary lines chosen by a person and stated openly so you can disagree with them.
Read-only. No wallet connection, no account, no tracking. Everything shown comes from one public API and is narrated in the survey log as it happens.